How to Use your Extra Money / 余ったお金の使い方 / 剩錢之用法

若你像大部分世界上的民眾，錢是過剩的。考慮一下把那餘錢投資進去Prospect Park旁邊的房子！應該只需要幾百萬美金而已，，，

Many of us in this day and age are troubled by the prevalence of excess money in our lives.  Whatever shall we do with all of this money!? we wonder.  It keeps us up at night, it does.  Worry not!  There are houses alongside Prospect Park that could be yours for a mere couple million dollars! Isn't the New York City property market a wonderful thing!

お金が余って困っている皆さんへ、プロスペクトパークの隣りの家に投資してみないか？多分二、三百万ドルしか要らないと思う。安いだろう！

 Some of the buildings even feature old-fashioned "rampaging injun" reliefs.  Sure to go up in value if Cleveland wins the World Series!